it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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