i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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