im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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