i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
zippers are such a cool invention
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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