I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
