thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Randomize
