the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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