I'm gonna have a badass scar
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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