Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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