eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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