dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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