THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Ladies don't puke and tell
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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