proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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