with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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