you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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