She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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