she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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