I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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