I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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