when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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