absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
