After last night, I could never be a politician.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There's always time for handjobs
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
