let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The adults are the big ones right?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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