I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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