Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I party with great urgency now.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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