My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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