if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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