I understand Curling. That high.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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