Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
high people should be assigned attendants
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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