ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Randomize
