"it" just moved
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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