Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
