Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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