I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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