Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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