these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
did you just send me my own nude
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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