DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Randomize
