Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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