Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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