Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He has the fingertips of a God
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