is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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