i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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