PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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