i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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