i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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