How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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