did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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