he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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