return my video game
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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