I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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