We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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