I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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