and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
