Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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